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Sativa Dominant Hybrid – 60% Sativa / 40% Indica THC: 25%,
Pineapple Express is a Sativa dominant strain with a 60:40 sativa/indica ratio. The strain is quite popular and has achieved recognition thanks to the stoner film of the same name. However, you have to keep in mind that the strain is not as intense as the movie has made it out to be. But Pineapple Express still manages to offer a mild and nice body-numbing buzz, which is something to look forward to.
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The strain is offered in the form of well-weighed nuggets that look like Styrofoam popcorn. It does not taste sweet, but it does smell funky with its citrus overtones. The taste is quite extraordinary with a hint of pineapple while you inhale. Pineapple Express is chosen to treat a lot of medical problems including anxiety and stress. However, it is even more effective at curing the symptoms of chronic depression at the same time. If you are suffering from mild pains and aches, you should look no further. After a smoke, you will realize Pineapple Express is calming and stimulating at the same time. Not only will it heighten all your senses but you will feel energized all the while observing an increase in focus, awareness and creativity. Buy Pineapple Express online. Pineapple Express Online Canberra
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Breeders at Barney’s Farm rarely turn out anything but gold, so it’s no wonder that this potent strain is another hit. The THC on this strain hits above 24% regularly and boasts aromas likened to a fruit stand. With overtones of fresh cut pineapple and mango, and undertones of green apple and pine, this tropical bud will have your senses tantalized upon opening the bag. If the scents weren’t enough, the flavors are similar and super strong. These olive colored, rock-shaped buds taste like a fresh slice of pineapple with a substantial pine aftertaste.
Kingston –
The dopest dope I’ve ever smoked.Thanks ☺️
Atlas –
Makes me feel like a slab of butter on a big ol pile of flapjacks!
Jasper –
After 30 years of not smoking weed, I stopped by a dispensary in Colorado to pick out weed for my first high in ages. The helpful budtender pointed me to Pineapple Express, which he said would be a great return to weed. Boy, was he right! Being a hybrid, it was a perfect sativa/indica blend of mellow and alertness. It had an awesome taste and smoked from my new pipe soooo smoothly! After taking it slow with a few deep tokes, I instantly got that familiar sweet high I last experienced 30 years ago! A pleasant laid back chill with absolutely no paranoia. A fantastic choice I won’t forget, and I am so glad this strain was my reintroduction to getting high again! Can’t wait for my next high with this awesome strain!
Sawyer –
Great strain to use at any time. Remedy’s symptoms from a handful of mental conditions, just like its made to do. Anybody living with mental stress should try this strain, in order to be able to calm down the body and nervous system but also stimulate the mind enough that focusing isn’t as hard as after using a heavy indica for relaxation. I feel confident yet relaxed enough to be calm after using this strain. Perfect combination of strains to create a mild cerebral high along with a heightened sense of creativity in the light of total relaxation in mind and body.Thanks
Legend –
Pineapple Express: took awhile to get this strain so the anticipation was intense, nonetheless, nice strain. Didn’t blow me away, however I did feel both awake but EXTREMELY relaxed. Functional, but slow. Feels almost indica til you get up and stretch; and what’s wrong with a nice stretch? Little munchies, nice mood booster, giggly, & pretty level headed. Only big downside I saw was my eyes drooped (I literally laughed at that word for 20 seconds) & made me appear more high than I actually was. But, hey, I’m that kind of stoner that likes to go around pretending I’m not half baked 😛
Lorenzo –
my favorite sativa but bc of the taste. Cinderella 99, Willy Wonder, Willy Wonka, Cinderella Dream, Casey Jones are all equally potent in my opinion, but PExpress has them beat on taste. I’ve tried strains from CO and Seattle. where the CO buds were small and tight and bright green (popcorn buds), the Seattle strain is big fat red haired dark and light green monster nug. it is what a sativa should be. it’s an intense quick hitting heady high (no couch potato) that is uplifting and euphoric. taste ranges from fruity, pineapple of course, earthy, with hints of pine or wood. helps motivate. gives you a serious appetite. introspective and creative. my.fav.sativa. you will not be disappointed. Need more
Evan –
“Hands down, the dopest dope I’ve ever smoked.” This strain will have you feeling energetic, happy, and ready to get active. The batch that I tried reminded me of the smell of Mini Wheats, and I really enjoyed it. If you get a chance to try this rare breed, I’d highly recommend it. Cheers!
Jonah –
After the release of the popular stoner flick by the same name, many people assumed that Pineapple Express was a fictional strain, but the truth is it is a very real bud, a cross between Trainwreck and Hawaiian, both heavily influenced by sativa genes. It is this background that makes Pineapple Express such a popular strain. The jubilant sativa high can completely change your day and is very different from the mostly indica based strains popular on market. You will want this medication in your life, and you will become giddy when you see it on a menu. Pineapple Express is a shiny bud, bright with trichromes, making for a pale green bud. Juxtaposed against this pastel flower are orange hairs grouped in thick clumps. When I broke it up, a fine layer of kief was left on the bottom of my dish, speaking to the number of crystals covering these buds. The smell of this strain is sweet and succulent and lingered on my fingers long after I handled it. There is a mouth watering effect when the tropical aroma is deeply inhaled. While pineapple is assumed, it is more mango and pear: both luscious and juicy. Tearing into this bud is like ripping into an off-the-branch-fresh fruit. The flavor, although sweet in the green hit, is astringent in the exhale and can be harsh. This can be the case with some sativas types. Although Pineapple Express has some Afghani indica in its Trainwreck heritage, this is a predominantly sativa high. It’s been touted as the happiest of highs–completely relaxed and carefree. Medicating with Pineapple Express is a bit like going on vacation. Even though it is mellow and cheerful, there is little chance you are going to get much work done. This strain is distracting, and I had a hard time achieving much of anything. It is much better enjoyed when responsibility can be shelved and the high can truly be enjoyed. I’d strongly recommend this strain as an effective antidepressant. It helps you forget yourself and unwind. In today’s hectic world, it can be your stolen moment to center yourself. https://we4high.com
Chase –
Ermahgerd I absolutely love this strain. It makes me so happy and I literally get so much housework done. I can accomplish anything on Pineapple Express while still enjoying a nice head high and the giggles. I get very talkative on this strain and come up with some genius ideas and am able to think about things in a new light. Almost like being able to think freely without the stresses of life taking over. Love it!
Bryson –
This cannabis is very special because it causes people to snap out of their anxious, worrying state of mind and out of their robotic like personality and it makes them come back into the present moment. You can see moment when the person snaps back into being in the present moment. Smells slightly like pineapples. Is very strong (strength maybe 9.0/10) and makes me very hungry. This pot has a higher potential of forming a habit because it is of such high quality. New order
Adriel –
Incredible. Makes life seem so much better. One of the best strains for depression in my mind. The high is quite psychadelic, and really enhances things like music and movies. Great to have with friends. If you try this on your first time you will love cannabis forever.
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Nathaniel –
Reliably makes things look different. The world around me looks more artistic and vintage and rustic. Strong creative vibes with this strain. Does provide a decent boost to energy, but I’ve also fallen asleep to this stuff so it’s mindset dependent. Little to no abnormal paranoia. Slight social lubricant and reduced anxiety. Makes me feel happy and peaceful.All good
Arthur –
I cannot say enough about this strain. Holy shit. This is my new favorite strain. I got a gram of this for free as a first-time patient at a local dispensary, and I am SO glad I grabbed this instead of the Indica I was looking at right next to it. For one thing, the smell and flavor are on point. Pineapple Express lives up to its tropical, fruity-sounding name; each hit brought a strong taste of a tropical fruit cocktail, with earthy/woody undertones to even out some of the sweetness. It hits VERY smoothly (through a bong at least), and is an all-around pleasant smoke. Typically I like to vent my room well after I smoke weed, since the smell can linger a bit much, but I don’t mind the lingering scent of this strain; it really is quite sweet and fruity. Reminds me of smoking cannabis in paradise! When I smoked this, I smoked it out of the relatively large bowl of my brand-new bong. I’d only smoked out of it once before, and I only smoked maybe half a bowl, since that’s all I had left in my grinder at the time. It was some God’s Gift, so it hit me pretty fast and knocked me out; was a great high though, and that being my first time ever smoking out of a bong and having such a great experience, I was super excited to try this new strain (a popular one of Hollywood fame) for the first time using a bong. It was Friday night, after work, and Friday nights are usually my stoner nights where I get high and let my stress of the week burn away with the bowl… therefore, I packed a pretty full bowl. The bowl wasn’t even finished and I was gone. And by gone, I mean off in another dimension, another pocket of time separate from that of the rest of the world. One minute seemed like ten, it seemed like I was floating in a blissful, carefree cloud. My body was totally relaxed, but my mind was active, flying free. It. Felt. Amazing. I was completely separated from my pain, completely separated from the stress of the work week. I was existing in my own little paradise without a care in the world (which is absolutely, insanely remarkable considering how I am usually in a constant state of anxiety over everything ever). I pushed myself to polish off the bowl and I am so glad I did, because this feeling only grew. I was super fucking high. Probably too high, but I didn’t have that “too high” feeling. I just felt great. Another thing that was absolutely amazing about the high produced by this strain is that it stimulated my imagination to the point of extreme clarity. Like… I’m talking VIVID visualization. Not hallucination or anything like that (I had complete control over what I was picturing as well), but if I tried imagining something, the image or sensation would come to me very easily and very clearly. I do practice witchcraft as part of my spirituality, and visualization is a very important part of this. I feel that smoking some of this could easily bring my practice to new heights. I also absolutely would like to get a “stoner journal” for when I smoke strains like this, because just lying on my bed I came up with some pretty amazing creative writing/fantasy story ideas, and I would LOVE to be able to write them down and revisit them when I’m sober instead of just telling my boyfriend to remember them for me. Things just… came to life in my mind. Seriously. I cannot get over how vividly I was able to imagine visual, auditory, and tactile stimuli. Which brings me to the next part of my review… ***MATURE CONTENT, POSSIBLE TMI FOLLOWING*** This is DEFINITELY going to be one of my go-to sex strains. Idk if anyone else has experienced this while smoking this strain, and maybe it was a mix of the high and my hormones being a bit out-of-whack… but along with that vivid imagery and visualization came a WHOLE lot of horniness. 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I had some pretty interesting dreams (actually interesting, like fun) and ended up sleeping VERY well and waking up feeling more refreshed than I’ve felt in a while. A lot of times when I wake up I feel like I hardly slept at all, even if I slept for 10+ hours; that was NOT the case after going to bed with this in my system. I slept very well, slept in, and woke up feeling totally rejuvenated and in an amazing mood. Best Saturday I’ve had in forever. I wish I felt this way every morning. Perhaps I’m going to have to make a nighttime ritual of smoking a generous bowl of Pineapple Express… But yeah. Absolutely mind-blowing strain. If you want to create your own little slice of paradise with your high, you MUST pick this up. Every cannabis user should try some of this at least once in their lifetime. 📦❤️
Juan –
I suffer from a panic disorder that, recently, has been disrupting my day to day life despite the fact I’ve been regularly taking prescription medication for the past two years. I was distressed and unwilling to up my intake of the meds for fear of the side-effects, so my boyfriend recommended cannabis as an alternative. After trying multiple strains with mixed results, this beauty took the gold. No anxiety spikes, no reality disconnection, and (as an unexpected bonus) better sex. If anyone has similar issues and hasn’t tried Pineapple Express, I highly reccomend it!
George –
Despite the many comments saying that it is a great day time high, I think it has been overlooked as a bud to smoke at night. Pineapple Express is such a happy weed. I cannot help but laugh every time I look at a friend. It makes music terrific. Smoked a little bit and my scalp feels tingly. Whooooo!!1☺️☺️
Cole –
I loved this strain and it’s been some time since I’ve had some Pex 🙁 It’s a highly euphoric almost psychedelic strain! It doesn’t make you sleepy but the heavy handed euphoria may make you want to stay inside 😂 The taste is gorgeous, smooth, and fruity. Always make sure you pieces are clean experience the full flavor of this beauty. In both flower form and edible form, this bus is super uplifting turning you into a giggly mess xD Pex has helped me through some dark times.
Zion –
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Jason –
Pineapple Express… I was browsing a new (to me) dispensary, and found this strain in real life! For quite some time (being a small town New Yorker) the name thing didn’t mean anything to me, and the movie was great, but I didn’t realize it was an actual bud. So I got it. As soon as I saw the name I knew I wanted it, for the namesake alone. However, it is in shatter form, and a little dark in color, but as a new “dabber” this has been a great strain for me to learn with and just enjoy. I did take a dab before I started writing this, and the high is definitely a creeper high. Took ~5-10 minutes for full effect, and now I’m just stoked on life. Sipping some coffee and lounging around as I get ready for the day (first day of online classes) I can tell this strain will not affect my energy levels (not sedating/drowsy) but will keep me extremely focused and beyond joyous. It’s definitely a feel good, happy high that I can enjoy time and time again. I would recommend this to anyone ever. Maybe just start with some flower, cz this shatter is bomb. In which I also hope to find this in flower, as that puts a true bud to the name for me! SMOKE SOME PINEAPPLE EXPRESS AND WATCH PINEAPPLE EXPRESS!!
Ashton –
Pineapple Express is definitely in my top 5’s. Very visual high, very natural, made nature look beautiful. I walked down to my lake around 7, sun was setting and the water was crystal clear. Walked back up, felt very social. So i called my brother and asked if he wanted to try it. He did, and we shared 1.5 in a bowl. The bud itself was very squishy, sticky bud. After smoking more, my high was intensified. Overall, i enjoy this strain very much. I recommend this to either beginners or experienced smokers. Have fun!
Carter –
Forget the movie, this strain deserves much more. By far my favorite strain I’ve ever smoked, the bud I got from DANK was incredible. Beautiful clusters of flowery buds pretty light compared to other strains. I used a pipe and ripped off about 3 bowls. Totally took away any pain or my PTSD symptoms, i was surprised that a hybrid worked with PTSD, I usually only have luck with indicas. The high was really nice, i was able to go to work and function but still maintain a very enjoyable high. Just try it you will love it.
Calvin –
This is my first experience with pineapple express and i highly recomend this to anyone who loves an amazingly euphoric sativa. The smell and taste are untouchable and the high is so euphoric and your mind and body are at peace